I have a sister whom I imitate

Okay, well really I have two sister whom I imitate, but this post is about one in particular.  Hello, I mean this is the sister who has a blog and convinced me to start one, no matter how little I really have to say.  In the latest entry of her blog, which I believe was actually written by her friend, she made a mock Facebook post of the 25 random things about her.  Like my sister and her friends, the random facts were sarcastic, bizarre, and kinda clever.  And because I clearly desperately want to mooch all of those characteristics from my sister, I want to do a riff on the 25 facts post.  Although, because I'm a Jewcamp extraordinaire, I will put an icebreaker twist on it.  Welcome to my very own 25 random facts, of which there are some truths and some lies.  Duh, it's 2 truths and a lie.  So I will write 15 true facts and 10 lies.  Feel free to start guessing.

1. I stole a six-year old's chocolate chips last week.

2. I eat Splenda straight

3. Sometimes I can't color in the lines

4. I watch Hannah Montana while I work out

5. I enjoy eating prunes

6. I haven't read a book for pleasure since Gossip Girl in middle school

7. I read People and Entertainment Weekly religiously

8. I don't sleep with any pillows

9. I rarely wear socks

10. I used to have lazy eyes

11. I have 3 iPods.  Maybe 4.

12. I bought mini diet cokes to prevent me from drinking too much soda.  Instead I just drink more cans.

13. Sometimes I buy disposable cameras

14. I lost my baby blankie while playing hide and seek with it in Disney world.  I hid it in a cabinet.  I forgot to seek it.

15. My hot guy collages have a lot of MaryKate and Ashley on them.

16. I liked high school better than college

17. I wish that I could time travel.

18. I swallowed a goldfish on a dare once.

19. When I'm stressed, I eat starburst and buffalo wings.

20. I have 7 posters of Miley in my room at school.

21. I spent all of my last paycheck buying tv shows on iTunes

22. On my wall, I have an old Shabbat-o-gram in which someone asks to make out with me.

23. I wear colored contacts

24. I spent $200 on a signed O*Town cd

25. Every night, I watch televangelists to help me fall asleep.

Enjoy figuring it out!