My Night Amongst the Stars

The title is a lie.  I totally didn't hang out with the stars, but I did hang out with these crazy worthy name droppers, the editors of Seventeen Magazine.  Big Sister took me out with her bosses on Friday night (I know, totally anti-Shabs), and introduced me to all of her bosses.  Pretty cool, I know.  So they provided me with the low-down on all my favorite celebs, having all been on many a red carpet, movie set, or in their own office conducting interviews.

So obviously I first asked about Gossip Girl.  Serena, or Blake Lively as I was snootily corrected (duh, I know, but character names are more fun to use) is apparently really nice, in a very Hollywood way.  And uh yeah, I didn't know what that meant, because not really in with a Hollywood crowd.  But The Name Dropper informs me that it means she is really nice, great at interviews, but acts like she believes she should act.  Instead of acting like herself, she acts like Blake Lively, the actress from Gossip Girl  and Pants.

Next up, my best friend, Selena Gomez, from my mom's favorite show, Lizards of Waverly Place.  Yeah.  Totally cute, they all think she's beautiful.  But a product of Disney.  Acts only how Disney would want her to and answers her questions in the pre-programmed way that don't give anything real away.  Apparently Miley is way more legit.

Zac Efron is flamboyant

Robert Pattinson is a moron

Alexis Bledel is a Rudebin (sucks, in Fink terms)

America Ferrera is nice, but starved

Kostos is hot

Chase Crawford touched Molly's friend

So I can't remember what else, but if I get to live the glamorous life at some point, I'm all about sharing more.  Feel free to be appalled about any of them.

TheRealSandyFink

I can never sleep at night anymore because of the constant naps.  And instead of being productive during my sleepless nights, I troll youtube looking for more videos that will make me as happy as "Kittens Inspired by Kittens" or the promo for the next season of Greek (my god I talk about that show a lot).  My favorite feature is the section of videos recommended for me, because by this point it knows that I love Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Scrubs, and Charmin toilet paper.  

While I was watching Kate Winslet's Golden Globes acceptence speech part II, I saw a recommended video that I knew would make me happy.  It was posted by TheRealDemiLovato and was a video of Selena and Demi playing pretend instruments on Barney.  I KNOW.  So Selena was obviously adorable since she is maybe the cutest girl alive, but poor Demi.  The awkward chubster with glasses.  And I know that some people think she is ugly now (hem hem Emma), but she is sort of beautiful when compared to childhood her.  

So I decided to check out the rest of TheRealDemiLovato's (and SelGomez's) videos so I could see how nicely they matured and to admire their precious friendship and I saw some fab things.  In one, they danced around to "We Rock" from Camp Rock.  In one they tried to model, but Demi's mom got in the way.  And in my personal favorite, Demi decided to introduce the world to her little sister, Madison.  She should be adorable.  But she is not.  Instead she is an overweight, obnoxious girl who is missing her two front teeth.  Whom I know.  Because she plays Gabrielle and Carlos' older daughter, Juanita Solis, on Desperate Housewives.  In this video she kept trying to take over the camera and say "peace" in a ghettofab voice.  I'm sorry, Madinita, but you are totally not ghettofab.  But your sister is cute.  

Later!