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Hear MTV Awards, thoughts go to Best Kiss, right?  Well, in Tropic Thunder, there is a line in a fake trailer saying "starring Academy Award Winner Kurt Lazarus and MTV Best Kiss Award Winner Toby Maguire."  Is the upside-down spidy kiss the best of all time? It might be, but two other MTV best kisses stand out in my mind to combat it.  Could it be the salavatastic girl on girl action that we see in Cruel Intentions or can it be the sweet, sexy, pre-coitus lovin between real-life loves, Rachy and Ryry, in The Notebook. Truthfully, I bet there are better on-screen kisses out there than any of them.  The Rachy/Ry one works because of the fab acceptance, the SMG/Selma one is obvs, because of the lezlove.  

In my mind, the only true winner is the one of the little superhero, who costars with Australian moviestar, Kurt Lazarus.  Kirsten Dunst and Tobey MaG sort of changed the whole meaning of movie kisses.  They spawned countless imitations (including a supremely sexy one between Seth and Summer, second season of TheOC), and showed how fab an anonymous makeout sesh can be.  I actually have no recollection of any other MTV kisses ever.  Because maybe they are totally unmemorable.

Ah, but TV kisses, that's another story.  Veronica and Logan, first season, after they battle my second grade crush, JTT, ah now that is passion.  And the following few episodes just keep getting better.  Ryan and Marissa on the ferris wheel.  Ryan and Marissa over and over again.  Just youtube best kisses, and you will see for sure, that TV, for some reason, expresses much better kissy passion than movies.  Maybe because movies can show sex, so they don't put as much pressure on the power of some lip action, as non-HBO/Showtime channels do.  Ross and Rachel outside the coffeeshop anyone?  How about Rory and Jess at Suki's wedding?  Okay, some movies can do it (we have all seen Titanic, I get it), but unless you are Zac and Vanessa, or in a cartoon, TV has the category topped.

What a Girl Needs

What a Girl Wants, starring Amanda Bynes and Colin Firth is truly one of my favorite movies of all time.  Call me pathetic, but I think it mixes humor, sentimentality, cute singing boy, and London to the perfect degree.  Like, how sexy was Amanda during her runway show?  That girl has moooves.  I mean, you allll have seen She's the Man, so you know what I'm talking about.  The girl can work a runway almost as well as she works the soccer field in sideburns.  Oh also, we love Big Fat Liar.  That we refers to me and Liz Steele.  And she hates every movie.  

Usually when I say Amanda, I refer to Amanda Seyfried, because I have had a girl crush on her ever since Mamma Mia, but I may like Amanda Bynes more.  Her movie commentaries are great.  And even though Amanda Seyfried, is hot, can sing, and starred in Mean Girls (with a recurring role on Veronica Mars), she is beyond dumb, based off of her IMDb quotes about jeans.  Check them out, seriously.

So back to the Bynesicle and what she wants.  She is adorable when she and cute boy Oliver are trying on skirts and bracelets.  And when she is listening to English Turkish Kiss.  Yup, she is totally on my hot guy collage too.  And I'm a creep.  Obvs.  I saw this movie 3 times in theaters.  Go watch it now.

Love Sandy