The title is a lie. I totally didn't hang out with the stars, but I did hang out with these crazy worthy name droppers, the editors of Seventeen Magazine. Big Sister took me out with her bosses on Friday night (I know, totally anti-Shabs), and introduced me to all of her bosses. Pretty cool, I know. So they provided me with the low-down on all my favorite celebs, having all been on many a red carpet, movie set, or in their own office conducting interviews.
So obviously I first asked about Gossip Girl. Serena, or Blake Lively as I was snootily corrected (duh, I know, but character names are more fun to use) is apparently really nice, in a very Hollywood way. And uh yeah, I didn't know what that meant, because not really in with a Hollywood crowd. But The Name Dropper informs me that it means she is really nice, great at interviews, but acts like she believes she should act. Instead of acting like herself, she acts like Blake Lively, the actress from Gossip Girl and Pants.
Next up, my best friend, Selena Gomez, from my mom's favorite show, Lizards of Waverly Place. Yeah. Totally cute, they all think she's beautiful. But a product of Disney. Acts only how Disney would want her to and answers her questions in the pre-programmed way that don't give anything real away. Apparently Miley is way more legit.
Zac Efron is flamboyant
Robert Pattinson is a moron
Alexis Bledel is a Rudebin (sucks, in Fink terms)
America Ferrera is nice, but starved
Kostos is hot
Chase Crawford touched Molly's friend
So I can't remember what else, but if I get to live the glamorous life at some point, I'm all about sharing more. Feel free to be appalled about any of them.
I feel like I knew all of those things, esp. Zac, let's be real, (except why does Alexis suck? is she stuck up?) but it's kind of great to have them validated by people who actually lol,met them so I can pretend that I'm not a huge creeper who thinks she knows famous people she's never met. Oh, also, I think Rob's moronic-hungover-charm is part of his appeal. It's like, aww, baby, don't speak, you'll ruin it.
ReplyDeletep.s. lol to Lizards on Waverly Place. I hope that wasn't a typo.